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Funerals Aren"t Funny, But Sometimes Funny Things Happen at Funerals

by J, R Rice

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  • 20 Currently reading

Published by Infinity Publishing .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Humour,
  • General,
  • Humor / General,
  • Humor

  • The Physical Object
    FormatPaperback
    Number of Pages111
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL7923607M
    ISBN 100741431645
    ISBN 109780741431646
    OCLC/WorldCa437902224

    I think most funeral directors have had these types of accidents occur, but — for obvious reasons — is better to share them anonymously or under a pseudonym. Here are nine such stories from an Imgur: user One. I was an FDA (Funeral Director’s Assistant) when this happened in the funeral home I .   I have read a couple articles about 'Things a funeral director will not tell you'. To be honest, they have irritated me. They lead the family/consumer to thing that funeral directors are lying. When/ if writing an article about 'things funeral directors don't tell you', the article should contain explanations behind those "facts" that.

    - Explore x33tiffersz's board "Funeral Director humor" on Pinterest. See more ideas about Humor, Funeral and Funny pins. My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there were funny moments. You have to be strong enough to look back at it, to sit and assess the situation.

      Most funeral services are morbid, somber, serene affairs that are directly at odds with most human beings, who are ridiculous, flailing jesters, pratfalling their way through life. I say it's time to put the 'fun' back in 'funeral' and the 'felony' back in 'the cemetery.'. But mistakes still happen: "Once, we hadn't glued the mouth, and two little antennas suddenly poked out of it. The family noticed, and let us know that there was a cockroach inside the body." 5.


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When I got to the door, I felt something funny around my ankles and I looked down in horror to find my underwear around my ankles. The co-worker covered his eyes, I gasped, and I quickly slid them off my feet and in. At my husband’s celebration of life; I had placed the urn with his ashes on the table with some of the things that he enjoyed in his life.

His favorite worn out cowboy hat, his boots, photos of his trucks and photos from his days in the U.S. Navy. It is often through telling funny/goofy stories at funerals that we honour our loved ones the most–we are celebrating their LIFE, as opposed to mourning their death.

I’m the big talker in our family, so I’ve had to do two eulogies so far, because no one else felt strong enough or brave enough to speak to a full room; my first was at the age of   There are always a few people who believe that funerals are just like any other gathering – except here, you need to control the pitch of your voice.

To help those people out, here’s a list of a few things you definitely shouldn’t be doing at funerals: 1. Making it all about you. One thing we need not forget is that death and its entourage of surrounding customs (funerals, wakes, cremation, burial, etc) can actually be funny.

In the vein of keeping things light, and recognizing that the human race has long used humor as a valuable form of expression relating to all stages and walks of life, here are 20 Funeral Humor.

Most funeral directors are able to assist with the ordering and printing of funeral stationery – ask them what options are available. Organise a firework display. Some people are choosing to make funerals a ‘celebration of life’, including music, dancing, and even firework displays.

Posted in Funeral Jokes, Funny Stories, Life Jokes, There is nothing fun about a funeral, but despite that, I had a good laugh at the following reaction by my two children. While John’s life is well known, what’s not so well know, is a story that happened at his funeral in the late ’s.

Being that John was quite a popular fella. But, sometimes, between the crying and the condolences, there are moments that remind us that funerals can have a lighter side, too. We may not admit it at the time, but they can be seriously. Lashunaqa Cooper - Double Funeral, Mother & Son - Duration: Steven Perry Recommended for you.

Not exactly a funeral. My father was cremated and his ashes were scattered in Beaumaris Bay, Melbourne, Australia as part of a wake held at his former Yacht Club.

Anyway My father knew he was about to die and was quite prepared for it which was c. Thanks for watching, and subscribe for new videos every weekday.

Subscribe: | Podcast: Catch up o. Funny Funeral Story. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a paupers' cemetery in the back country.

- just funny things dealing with funerals. See more ideas about Humor, Funny and Funeral pins. But it happened.

So my brother and I worked out how to get to the funeral. This involved me getting to where he was staying with his family at midnight before the funeral and then leaving the following morning about five am to drive six hours to get to the funeral.

That may go a long way towards explaining why many bizarre, humiliating, and sometimes tragic things happen when people are on their way to funerals. Ranging from the illegal to the ill-advised, these incidents illustrate how, in some cases, a trip to the cemetery isn’t necessarily the worst thing that’s going to happen to you on any given day.

Funniest Funeral Jokes. What's so funny about a death and funerals. Take a look at these funny funeral jokes and you'll find out why folks are chuckling at a funeral. The funeral was for my great aunt, an old Bolivian woman - half the people spoke Spanish and half spoke English.

When they hit play on my cd - across the speakers came "As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin left.". Funerals are somber affairs, with lots of crying and hugging. So imagine how bad it would be if everything went horribly wrong.

Though it is rare, mistakes, accidents, and disruptions can make a funeral go from bad to catastrophic. Here are the most horrifying things that happened at funerals.Overall a very odd funeral, I cried with laughter several times.

- Time to give up driving Driving mourning cars one would often be told funny or strange things about the deceased. This was one of those stories, one of the most amusing. It is a funny story, and how as we age that we should realise our limitations.8 Crazy Funeral Stories 1. THAT’S NOT MY HUSBAND said poor Janie Holsey when she saw the casket.

Without missing a beat, a funeral home employee pipes up with, “That’s how they look when they die.” The funeral proceeded, but the glaring problem remained: the body in the casket was not Janie’s husband Kenneth “Tex” Roberts.